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Hey guys, I just want you all to meet Marty.

Marty is a zombie (if you didn’t realize that already).

He’s a snappy dresser

He’s a snappy dresser

It’s difficult being a zombie… every time he trips, Marty goes to pieces.
Quick, someone give him a hand!!

Quick, someone give him a hand!!

But Marty is never discouraged and is always keeping his head up.
It’s always important to look ahead

It’s always important to look ahead

He’s tried various jobs like being an Avenger.
Here’s Marty, standing in for Thor & Cap

Here’s Marty, standing in for Thor & Cap

Unfortunately, he can’t hold on to a job for long.
Those were heavier than they looked!

Those were heavier than they looked!

He even tried being a Green Lantern at one point, but…
Beware my power, Green Lantern’s… whaa… where’s my lantern?!

Beware my power, Green Lantern’s… whaa… where’s my lantern?!


His favorite job was being a rockstar… especially since he could go for toilet breaks even during songs.
Here, seen playing the solo to November Rain

Here, seen playing the solo to November Rain


Marty also has a active social life… here he’s dancing with his best friend Venom – they share the same favorite foods and enjoy Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
They hang out at the mall most of the time

They hang out at the mall most of the time

When it comes to the ladies, Marty is often misunderstood.
*ahem* HELLO ladies…. um.. why are you running away?? :(

*ahem* HELLO ladies…. um.. why are you running away?? 🙁

But when he turns on his charms, no woman can resist him.
This rose matches the color of your hair

This rose matches the color of your hair

Marty goes for the intellectual type of woman and favors brains over looks.
Mmmmmmm… dat brain

Mmmmmmm… dat brain

Anyway, that’s all from Marty for now… he might be back to visit another time.

What did you say, Marty?? You want to give me a hug??

Um, that’s too close buddy…. Wait.. what are you doing>!@^@#$!@

Um, that’s too close buddy…. Wait.. what are you doing>!@^@#$!@

*Omnomnom*
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This post was inspired by Harry Patridge’s loony cartoons and theOneCam… you guys are awesome!! 😀